Today, I had the honor of
interviewing Peter Hogenkamp. Peter is not only an author and an upcoming Wattpad sensation, but he also happens to be absolutely hi-larious!
Introduction
Peter Hogenkamp is a practicing
physician and author living in Rutland, Vermont. Peter's writing credits
include ABSOLUTION, the first book of The Jesuit thriller series; THE
LAZARUS MANUSCRIPT, a stand-alone medical thriller; and THE INTERN, a
novel loosely based on Peter's medical internship, excerpts of which can be
seen on Wattpad.
The
Interview
Peter, when I think of your name, I
imagine it said the way Lois from Family Guy yells “Peeda!” Does this
bother you?
Of course it doesn't. I am a huge Family
Guy fan--because it's impossible not to be. And Peter Griffin is one of the
few people named Peter to whom I compare favorably. You think I want to sing
side-by-side with Peter Frampton? (You clearly haven't heard me sing!) Ohhh,
baby I love your way, everyday... (Imagine windows shattering and babies
schrrrrreeeeeching.)
Is there perhaps another Peter you’d
prefer my mind to associate you with?
In keeping with the first question,
probably not. I am a huge Genesis fan and for that reason I love Peter
Gabriel, but I lack his intensity. Peter Sellers was always a favorite but I
don't look good in a trench coat. Peter Dinklage is a great actor but, at 6
feet 4 inches, I don't think I would make a convincing dwarf. Peter the Great
was evidently great but I don't think I have the stomach to torture and execute
all the people who disagree with me. So, it looks like I'm sticking with Peeda
Griffin. (He's bumbling, yes, but well-intentioned at least.)
You’re a physician, an author, the
creator of Prose and Cons, and a big family man. How do you find the time to
write? And do you even have time for hobbies, like, Bigfoot hunting and playing
the didgeridoo?
There is no such thing as Bigfoot--I
prefer to call myself a Sasquatch hunter. And I have no idea what the
didgeridoo is, but I do like to spend time learning the language of
Mordor--which shall not be uttered here.
The Intern is loosely based on the
experiences of your own professional life. Which of these characters would best
fit you as a physician and why? A) Dr. Cox from Scrubs. B) Dr “Hi,
everybody” Nick from The Simpsons. C) Dr. Quinn – medicine woman. D) Dr.
Richard Kimble. E) Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.
Not even close. I have always loved
Dr. Evil, and think I might even pass for him if the lighting isn't good. Plus,
we had a similar upbringing: "My childhood was typical: summers in
Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat
helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten
with reeds — pretty standard, really."
You and I are both GOT fans. If you
were dropped into Westeros or Essos, who would you try to ally with? And how
would you, inevitably, be killed off?
Why Tyrion, of course: Who doesn't
love a drunken dwarf with witty ripostes? Unfortunately, Tyrion would
inevitably talk me in to stealing a dragon from Danirius Stormborn. I would
succeed in riding off with Rhaegal, of course, only to fall to my death after
consuming too much wine playing the Game of Thrones drinking game with Tyrion.
(You drink every time a Stark gets killed.)
What do you tell people your
favorite book is?
I tell people my favorite book is Curious
George for two reasons: My parents wanted to name me George (after John
Lennon) and I am dead ringer for the man in the yellow hat.
What is actually your
favorite book?
The Lord of the Rings.
I know I shouldn't say that--because I'm not a SF/F writer--but I can't help
it. I read the book for the first time when I was nine, and re-read it every
summer until was out of high school. More recently, I read it to every one of
my children (I have 8 or 9) when they got into the third grade. (What
third-grader doesn't want to read about the Doom of our Time?) That makes over
a dozen times all the way through, and I never tired of it. I also loved Peter
Jackson's movie adaptations (and no, I don't want to be compared to him either,
I can't match that beard!)
Click Here to Read THE INTERN |
Want to read Peter's Wattpad story,
The Intern? Have at it. You won't be disappointed.
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